BethBAMF

I've been playing SOOOOOOOO much Fallout 3 lately. And I have all the DLC for it, so it's been ultra fun (but so easy). A few friends of mine and myself have started up a D&D campaign, something I have NEVER done before, and it's a lot harder than you'd think! You have to actually SPEAK as your character and make it as authentic as possible, and I'm having a hard time capturing the whole "sarcastic dwarf rogue" persona I made for my character, a black dwarf with dreadlocks and an Italian accent. I'm not lame enough to actually get into character like my friends, which disturbs me greatly. So I often bring my Xbox with me when I go over to my best friend's house so I at least have something to look forward to when it's all done. I sit in his room with my Xbox plugged into his TV/computer monitor and just headshot everyone with the Gauss Rifle. It's pretty fun, and my friends who have never played Fallout are particularly appreciative of the Bloody Mess perk.

We also watched The Big Fat Quiz Show, or whatever it's called, with two of our favorite people ever as contestants--Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding. Oh, Maker. Me and British comedies. Seriously, it's unusual how I watch more BBC than anything else, being both an American and a Texan. My mom doesn't get it, and my brothers think I'm the biggest weirdo to ever walk the Earth, and I'm having a hard time disagreeing.

Watching it, though, they made references to Sherlock, Doctor Who, and Glee--all shows I adore, but not equally. I love Doctor Who so much it hurts. It's been a part of my life since I was little. My dad had a friend named Owen who watched the classic Whos religiously. I haven't seen much of the classic Who, but that doesn't make me feel like less of a fan. The Ninth, Tenth, and Eleventh Doctors are my generation, so I'm happy enough. I thought the Tenth Doctor would be my favorite forever, but the Eleventh Doctor is so endearing. I can't help but love him the most, and love Matt Smith for being such a dedicated and beautiful actor. He's so sweet with the fans and little kids, in the show and out, that it makes my heart melt. He's a sweetie.

I've never been in this good of a mood! I think I'm just happy to get out of the house now and then.

I DON'T SEE THEM.

It says that after Jack gets roughed up by the grizzly, he gets scars "resembling his father's." I don't know if that means that he just got scars, or that he got scars in the exact same place as John (which is stupid and probably not what it means), but I don't see any. Do they not mean on his face? I guess they mean his body or something.

They MUST mean his body!

Because I don't see any facial scarring at all. There might be a faint scar on his upper lip where his mustache grows around. I might give him a lip scar there--just to give his boyish face a bit of an edge. I'm also going to sit down and type out an entire character sheet for Jack, despite the fact that he's not an OC. I just feel it's necessary.

Gosh! I haven't been this excited about writing in a long time. And I'm FINALLY going to expose myself as a writer. I've always been way too critical of my own work to ever put anything up, but I'm not going to do that this time. I'm putting one-hundred and ten percent into this, and I'm putting it out there for everyone!

Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or Mp3 Player, or whatever you use). When you get your song title, add "in my pants" after the song. YOU MUST WRITE IT NO MATTER HOW FUNNY IT SOUNDS. Do this 30 times. Tag at least 4 friends who might enjoy doing the game.

1. Ecstasy in my pants.
2. Black River Killer in my pants.
3. Wind and Rain in my pants.
4. Devil Town in my pants.
5. Lovestain in my pants (this killed me a little.)
6. Arms in my pants.
7. Everybody Pays in my pants.
8. Ain't No Grave in my pants.
9. It'll End Too Soon in my pants.
10. Little Lion Man in my pants.
11. Pretty Bird in my pants.
12. Thistle & Weeds in my pants.
13. Love Will Tear Us Apart in my pants.
14. Color of Sin in my pants.
15. Here it Comes in my pants. (Oh my.)
16. Three Rounds and a Sound in my pants.
17. Twigs and Stones in my pants (Christ.)
18. After The Storm in my pants.
19. If Loneliness Was Art in my pants.
20. I'm Gonna Take Your Girl in my pants.
21. Travelling in my pants.
22. Save Your Day in my pants.
23. Land Locked Blues in my pants.
24. Storm in my pants.
25. Wishing Well in my pants.
26. I'll Build You A Fire in my pants.
27. Naked As We Came in my pants.
28. The Boat in my pants.
29. Far Away in my pants.
30. Home in my pants.

Wow.

1. What's one thing you love about yourself?

-I find myself incredibly witty, intelligent, and hilarious. I'm cool, but kind, and I always know exactly what to say. Sometimes I think of myself as a role model. But what I love most about myself is the modesty.

2. What's your favorite piece of artwork you posted to DA?

-I'm a favninja. Therefore, I currently have no art on display.

3. If you were the opposite gender for a day, what would you do?

-Promote radical feminism as a guy.

4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

-That's an easy one. Measure how much saliva you produce per each individual lick, discover the volume of said Tootsie Pop, find the amount your saliva takes away from the pop each lick, and divide it by the total volume of your Tootsie Pop. The volume of a sphere is 4/3 pi times the cube of its radius. Maths, yo.

5.What is your name?

-Boba Fett, obviously.

6. What is your quest?

-To protect the world from devastation.

7. What is the average wing-span of the European swallow?

-That would depend. The average wing-span of the male is different in length from the female. And there are several species of swallow in Europe.

8. Do you know what #7 is from?

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Duh.

9. Why am I so sexy?

-I don't know, but I should just stop wearing pants when I look at you. It would save time, money, and many pairs of poor, defenseless pants.

10. Favorite song?

-That's hard. The greatest song ever written is Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper, but I'm not positive that it's my favorite. As of right now, I'd probably have to go with Indiotique by Radiohead. I've had it stuck in my head for DAYS.

11. If/when you have children, what would/will you name them? Both girl and boy names.

-I plant to adopt many Asian children and give them very not Asian names. Fletcher and Gertrude. Or maybe Greg and Imhotep.




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I was supposed to tag some people, but it's late and I'm tired. Maybe some other time.

Sweet Jesus...

I am a HUUUUUGE fan of dwarves.

The stoutfolk have long been a fascination of mine. I love their obsession with gold, unwieldy weapons, and excessive drinking. These are all stereotypes, of course. I really like dwarves as the stereotype, but would love to see more new ideas for them. Roguish dwarves are my fancy right now. And lady dwarves.

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DAT ASS.

I also have a boner for hobbits, though I've kept it at bay while indulging my dwarf fancy, although it seems like I got bored and started reading The Hobbit again for, like, the 278,690,678,490,384,098,384,748th time ever, and then I started seeing all this wonderful hobbit art and one of my notorious lady boners stick in my pizzants, and it was almost as big as my Skyrim boner.

I'm dying of boners.